12 Funny Love Poems

Bring a smile to your sweetheart's face with these funny love poems. Funny lines but messages of love and appreciation for the one you love.

Love is when you argue about who loves who more, then realize the answer is whoever does the dishes first!

Love has a way of making us smile, laugh, and sometimes even giggle at the unexpected quirks and joys it brings. These Funny Love Poems are a celebration of love's lighter side—a reminder that humor and affection go hand in hand. Whether it’s the silly moments that make your heart skip a beat or the little quirks that only deepen your connection, these poems are here to bring a smile to your face.

From playful rhymes about bacon and eggs to witty verses about wrinkles and gray, love is shown as both heartfelt and hilariously relatable. So, take a moment to enjoy these poems, share them with someone you love, and let laughter fill your heart. After all, love and laughter are the perfect pair!


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  1. Giggly

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    When I met you I felt all giggly inside
    Was this love I had to decide.
    When I looked into your eyes
    I felt like I had won a prize.

    When you walked in the door
    My heart thumped and hit the floor.
    You were all and more than I dreamed
    My smile, oh how I beamed.

    Now years later, I see love it was
    With you, my life is a buzz.
    I am so glad we met that day
    I truly love you in every way.



  2. Things That Go Together

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    Bacon and eggs,
    Pop and chips,
    Beans and wieners,
    Veggies and dip,
    These are things that go together.

    Girls and boys,
    Friends and smiles,
    Santa and toys,
    Store and aisles,
    These are things that go together.

    Me and you, life and sharing,
    Hugs and kisses, love and caring,
    Oh, my love, together
    you and me, forever!



  3. Oh, my love, together you and me, forever!
    Funny Valentine Poems



  4. I'd Go Many Miles


    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer


    When life finds us with busy days
    We find new ways to say we care.
    Love you no matter the mood
    Crabby or happy I just give you food.

    Just know, I love being in your arms
    And oh, I love your charm.
    I love going to our favorite restaurant
    And more so, sharing one dessert.

    All the little things in life,
    Together we overcome any strife.
    But the best of all is your smile
    With you, I'd go many miles.



  5. Roses Are Red

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The milk is sour
    I am now late, by an hour.
    But a kiss from you
    Takes away the blues.



  6. Love Is Sharing Life

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    Love is holding hands and kisses
    Dreaming and making wishes.
    Love is ice cream on your face
    And me whipping it so there is no trace......

    Read the complete poem, Love Is Sharing Life




  7. Life's Cravings

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    Growing up I had many cravings
    In my mind, some had top ratings.

    I craved cookies and sweets
    And oh how I loved my treats.

    Slushies and ice cream
    A child's dream.

    And in my teenage years,
    I thought burgers and fries were a dear.

    But now I am more sophisticated, that's true
    Because I crave YOU!



  8. Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz
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  9. Love's Alarm Clock

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    You wake me up with a smile so bright,
    Even when it’s the middle of the night.
    Snoring away, you serenade me,
    A symphony, oh, in perfect key!

    I nudge you once, then maybe twice,
    But you just mumble, "Isn’t this nice?"
    Through all the noise, I still adore,
    Your love is my peace, forever more.



  10. Wrinkles and Gray

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    What happened, where did the years go
    I wish there was a way to make them slow.
    I look in the mirror and wrinkles and gray
    It's enough to ruin any day.

    And then I took a look at you
    And you're the same that is true.
    But who cares about wrinkles and gray
    As long as we can still get out and play.

    My love for you will never get gray
    I love you more and more each and every day!



  11. My love for you will never get gray I love you more and more each and every day!
    Short Love Poems



  12. Our Love's Like A Sitcom

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Our love's like a sitcom,
    With punchlines on cue.

    Read the complete poem, Our Love's Like A Sitcom Poem




  13. They Say

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    They say, "love is blind"
    That I did find.
    It didn't matter what you did
    I was giddy like a kid.

    They say, "I only have eyes for you."
    They got that right, that is so true.
    No matter what you looked like
    Seeing you made my heart spike.

    They say, "love grows more each year."
    Well, they got that right, my dear.
    Doesn't matter if love is blind
    You're the best, you're one of a kind.



  14. Doesn't matter if love is blind You're the best, you're one of a kind.
    Funny Roses Are Red Poems



  15. The Laundry Battle

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    We promised to share, that was the deal,
    But folding the laundry? Let’s be real!
    Socks mismatched, shirts inside out,
    You laugh and say, "What’s this about?"

    I love your quirks, your funny way,
    Even when chores become a play.
    For in our mess, there’s love so true,
    Forever, I’ll fold my life with you!



  16. The Most Amazing Thing Is

    Poet: Catherine Pulsifer

    I've seen you at your worst,
    I've seen you at your best.
    But the most amazing thing is
    When you are undressed......

    Read the complete poem, The Most Amazing Thing Is


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They say love makes you blind, but I say it just makes you okay with socks that don’t match and breakfasts that are slightly burnt.

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