Funny Poems About Summer

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1. Summer Memories
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   In summer's warm embrace, we find delight,
   Time for lazy days and starlit nights.
   Sand between our toes, ice cream in hand,
   Vacation dreams across the land.
   
   Sun-kissed skin and laughter's sound,
   In these moments, paradise is found.
   So let us soak up every ray of sun,
   Summer memories, forever spun.




2. Summer BBQ
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Sizzling on the grill, the burgers blacken too fast,
   Hot dogs take a nosedive into the fiery blast.
   Mistakes are made, mishaps unfold with glee,
   The BBQ turns into a comedy for all to see.
   
   Smoke billows, flames dance in chaotic flair,
   Laughter echoes through the summer air.
   But despite the blunders and silly missteps made,
   Memories of BBQ fails will never fade.




3. Summer At The Beach
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   At the beach, mistakes are made in sun-soaked
   Sand where it shouldn't be, a comical sight.
   Failed sandcastles crumble with each hearty laugh,
   Seagulls swiping snacks, causing a giraffe.
   
   Sunscreen mishaps turn noses pink and bright,
   Pebbles mistaken for treasures, what a charming plight.
   But in these blunders, joy is always found,
   A beach day full of laughter, forever profound.




4. Sweaty Situations
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Sweaty situations in summer's heat,
   Trying to look cool but facing defeat,
   Dripping like a faucet, can't hide the sweat,
   Underarms soaked, feeling quite the threat.
   
   Attempting to stay fresh with grace,
   But sweat stains ruin the whole place,
   Laughter erupts at the sight of my plight,
   In this sweaty summer, I'll just embrace the fight.




5. Summer Fashions
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   Oh, the summer fashion fails we endure,
   As we strive to stay cool and ensure
   That comfort comes before style,
   But sometimes the result is quite vile.
   
   Mismatched socks and sandals galore,
   Sunglasses perched on heads askew,
   In these moments, we laugh and grin,
   For even in fashion fails, a summer's win.




6. In The Summers Heat
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   In summer's heat, we chase the sun,
   With ice cream cones and endless fun.
   The beach calls out with sandy glee,
   While sunscreen smells like coconut tea.
   
   Flip flops flop and sunglasses gleam,
   As days grow long, a summer dream.
   So let's soak up the joyful glow,
   In silly hats and laughter's flow.




Summer Poems



7. By The Pool
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   By the pool we gather 'round,
   Ready for some summer fun,
   Belly flops and cannonballs abound,
   Laughter under the sun.
   
   Splashing, diving, making a scene,
   Silly antics, carefree glee,
   Poolside shenanigans, what a dream,
   In this summer revelry.




8. Heat Of Summer
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   In the scorching heat of summer's prime,
   My brain begins to melt, a crime!
   I babble nonsense, laugh and shout,
   Heat-induced delirium let out.
   Words twisted, thoughts hazy and skewed,
   In this funny madness, I find gratitude.
   For in the sweltering haze, laughter rings true.




9. With Hose In Hand
   Poet: Catherine Pulsifer
   
   In the backyard, with hose in hand,
   We try to build our watery land.
   Slip and slide, a pool of sorts,
   DIY water games of all shorts.
   
   Filling buckets, splashing free,
   Laughter echoes through the trees.
   Our homemade park may be a mess,
   But memories made are simply the best.