74 Humorous Quotes

1. A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. William Arthur Ward
   Funny Poems




2. ...a smile then a chuckle before you know it laughter explodes like a bubble - from the bottom of your toes laughter rises up to your nose. Catherine Pulsifer, It Starts With A Smile
   Smile Poems




3. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not Shakespeare, but hey, I'm still here to amuse!
   Funny Roses Are Red Poems




4. Life can be humorous but only when you are able to first laugh at your shortcomings. Sam Fickinsen
   Poems About Life





5. "One of your most valuable assets is a good sense of humor. In general, humorous people are fun to be with, have less stress and a healthier outlook on life." Catherine Pulsifer




6. If you would have a happy family life, remember two things: in matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. Unknown




7. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
   Funny Love Poems




8. "Nature is always kind enough to give even her clouds a humorous lining." James Russell Lowell




9. It is a great misfortune, not to have sense enough to speak well, and judgement enough to speak little. Unknown
   Funny Quotes About Life




10. Reading one book is like eating one potato chip. Diane Duane
    Poems About Books




11. There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors. Unknown
    Funny Thanksgiving Poems




12. If your life was complete, you'd be dead. Joshua Wisenbaker
    




13. At our age, "Happy Hour" is a nap. Cheers to another year of wisdom! Author Unknown
    Birthday Poems




14. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Author Unknown
    Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age





15. Never underestimate the healing power of a gut-wrenching laugh; the spirit of a person can be instantly transformed to one of bountiful joy without adding any human-made substance to the mix of life. Byron R. Pulsifer




16. Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January. Jim Gaffigan




17. For of all hard things to bear and grin, the hardest is knowing you're taken in. Phoebe Cary




18. I never lost a little fish - Yes, I'm free to say. It always was the biggest fish I caught, that got away. Eugene Field




19. I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
    Poems For My Brother




20. Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks and eye rolls. Author Unknown




21. A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be. Frank A. Clark
    What Is A Dad Poem




22. We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too, but the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you! Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
    Funny Birthday Poems For Friends





23. I’m not growing older, I’m increasing in value. Author Unknown
    Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age




24. It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. Phyllis Diller




25. "Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society." William Thackeray
    Funny Poems About Life




26. Why is the word "good" include in a bye. I often wonder this with a sigh. Catherine Pulsifer, Hello, Goodbye




27. Together we are like peanut butter and jam - we go together like a smooth-running program Catherine Pulsifer, Together We Are
    Soulmate Poems




28. If nothing changed during your lifetime, you'd still be in diapers. Aren't you glad that change has occurred? Byron R. Pulsifer




29. Too hot to crawl, too hot to creep, too hot to wake, too hot to sleep...Too blooming hot for anything! Unknown, July
    Poems About The Seasons




30. One morning, very early, before the sun was up, I rose ....but my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head. had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
    Poetry of Robert Louis Stevenson, My Shadow




31. "Humor, a great stress reliever! Laugh, be happy and have less stress!" Catherine Pulsifer




32. In scientists' opinion, good humor is able to extend human life by 7 and even more years. Such is the "magic"of good humor, the scientists say. Vanessa Angel




33. If dandelions were rare and fragile, people would knock themselves out to pay $14.95 a plant, raise them by hand in greenhouses, and form dandelion societies and all that. Robert Fulghum




34. I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. Robert Orben
    Baby Poems




35. My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. Bret Michaels




36. Being in love is hard to describe - it doesn't happen by any pill prescribed Kate Summers, Being In Love




37. I'm feeling much better - like peaches and cream - for a poem is the best way of letting off steam! William Cole, I'm So Mad I Could Scream




38. The Big Four O -You may be a bit slow but don't despair we can get you a chair Sam Fickinsen, Fabulous At 40
    Funny 40th Birthday Poems




39. Looking back and wondering "if", is about as good as jumping off a cliff. Catherine Pulsifer, The Tiny Word of "If"
    If Poems





40. 30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40. Dane Peddigrew
    Turning 30 Poems




41. Today is your birthday, and there is something I must say, it's time to confess your age, as we all can see, you've gone grey. Catherine Pulsifer, Time To Fess Up
    Funny Poems About Aging
    
    
42. The sky looks like cottage cheese spilled on a blue table cloth Richard L. Ratliff




43. Fish come in three sizes: small, medium, and the one that got away! Author Unknown
    Poems About Fishing




44. Oldest sister: I make the rules. Middle sister: I’m the reason we have the rules. Little sister: Rules don’t apply to me. Author Unknown
    Sister Poems




45. "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road." Henry Ward Beecher




46. I like your sense of humor your quick and ready wit; of the sunny side of living- you've not lost sight of it. Mrs. Fred C. Wilbanks, To Day



47. A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben




48. Even if you're on the right track - you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers




49. "Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes. Tom Mullen





50. Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. Pete Seeger




51. It seems to me the road called life...it's not easy like told in fairytales, life can't be changed by kissing a toad. Julie Hebert, Bumpy Road Called Life




52. No one did it, no one at all. Do we laugh or do we bawl? Catherine Pulsifer, Who Did It
    Mr Nobody Poem




53. "Good nature is worth more than knowledge, more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it." Henry Ward Beecher




54. "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place." Mark Twain




55. "You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." Ken Kesey
    Cute Quotes





56. "Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you." Langston Hughes




57. God grant me a sense of humor, Lord, the saving grace to see a joke.




58. We're sorry your aging is so humorous, we'll all eventually be turning this age too,
    But the funny thing is when we get to this age, we'll still be younger than you! Julie Hebert, You're Older Than We
    Funny Birthday Poems




59. I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I've met. Dwight Moody





60. "A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done." Dwight D. Eisenhower




61. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop




62. Laughter sort o' settles breakfast better than digestive pills Edgar A. Guest, Laughter
    Poems About Laughter




63. I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. Emma Goldman




64. Like bread without the spreadin', like a puddin' without sauce...is a face without a smile! Unknown




65. "The world does not always give us something to laugh about, so we need to create our own humor." Joyce Meyer, eat the cookie. . .buy the shoes





66. Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. Hoosier Farmer




67. "Giggling starts as a ripple and may expand into a deep belly laugh. It's truly therapeutic, relaxing, and calming. With a little laughter you're free to enjoy the absurd." Judy Ford




68. In general, humorous people are fun to be with, have less stress, and a healthier outlook on life. Catherine Pulsifer




69. "It is impossible to laugh without finding yourself momentarily immersed in joy." Sue Ellen Cooper, The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines





70. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughn
    New Year Quotes




71. Now I know why I was born near the beginning of winter - in order to save up enough fat to make it through January and February. Rory R. Cuphist




72. To be of good humor is to be of good cheer each day, with a smile and a bounce to each step of the way. Byron Pulsifer, With A Smile




73. For a joke that is merry does any man good and a laugh pays the best in the end. Quincy Kilby




74. If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. Katharine Hepburn