It saved my hide! I was under so much stress because I forgot Valentine's Day.
Am I ever glad I came up with these crafty little excuses so I could survive the day and live on. You have to know my wife; she's a "scorpion", I mean a Scorpio. If you forget the slightest little thing, you'll never hear the end of it.
Have You Ever Forgot?
Did you ever have one of those years when you forgot to get your special person that Valentines Day gift or card? Are you out of the hospital yet? Are you still with that person?
Well, here are some ideas for you - don't tell anyone that I told you, okay?
· Feign amnesia - forget to shave, if you're a man; don't do your make-up if you're a woman. It's best to feign all sorts of things then you can demand pity rather than scorn
· Tell your Valentine that you planned to take them out later in the week as a surprise for a special dinner at that favourite restaurant. If they call to see if you've made a reservation, and you haven't of course, tell your Valentine that they must have lost it or mistakenly written it down on another date. Wait until
they're out of earshot, and dial like crazy. Don't forget to speak softly - you don't want to be overheard, now do you?
Just Kidding
Just kidding - you didn't really think I meant those things I said, did you? How silly.
My wife is a special person in my life and none of the above is true.
Not Just One Day
Valentine's Day should not be designated to one day of the year. Valentine's Day should be held close to you every day of the year. From those little things you do, those special hugs for no reason, to that special dinner you make, Valentine's Day should be with you always.
Relationships don't flourish because there is a special day to remember them. Relationships flourish when all the little things you do and say become your habit not your exception.
Valentine's day is a day of the year where you make your partner feel extra special by doing something extra special. Find that special quote or special poem. Or better still write a short poem that expresses your love for the person.
Some Quotes You May Want To Use:
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
Alexandrea to Nicholas III
As we grow older together, as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you.
Karen Clodfelder
It was as if we'd known each other for a thousand years.
C J English
I didn't know love could be so sweet, I am so grateful you are part of my life
Sam Fickinsen
You are my sunshine, the light of my life.
I'll love you forever, I'm so glad you're my wife?
Byron Pulsifer
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
Some Short Poems You May Want To Use:
Because I love you truly,
Because you love me too,
My very greatest happiness
Is sharing life with you.
Minna Thomas Antrim
I have known many,
Liked a few,
Loved one,
Here’s to you.
Irish Toast
I just want you to know
My love for you just continues to grow.
Together we are like a pea in a pod
For you every day I thank God.
Catherine Pulsifer
I love you more today than yesterday
But not as much as tomorrow
Author Unknown
Everyday Of The Year
If you really cherish and value that special someone in your life, make Valentine's Day every day of the year.
Having said all of this you still should not forget Valentine's Day.